PJ Collection 3

1.Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
A: King George
He is on both sides of the coin

2.What is the color of frequency??

Purple

Unit of frequency - Hertz
You can write it as - 1/sec
i.e. par [per] second

In Hindi, second is also called as 'pal'
therefore: PARPAL

3.Ek Kana [one-eyed] Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??
Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai...

4.What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
- Pizza!

Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza

5.Why does not Santa wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright...

Because he has realised the fact that.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin hain..

6.Once in MIT, there was an Indian student.
He was very brilliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent.
He won every Quiz in the institute ....
Once he fell in love with a Phirangi girl...
He proposed to the girl, but she straight away rejected him ... calling him
Bloody Desi...
After this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz
and all.....
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because,

Jab Dil hi toot gaya....
to GK kya karenge ...

Schindler's List

An absolutely amazing movie! A movie that made me cry & then stand up & clap for it. A piece of marvel. This is art. A story that gives you goose bumps, a screenplay that leaves you speechless. Its brilliant. Its moving. It makes you cry. It has to be good! It is!!! Hitler may have done so many wrong things. But in a way its because of Hitler only that Schindler’s list was made by Spielberg. It’s a must watch for each and every one. Man what an effect would have been created had I seen it in the movie halls! The minute detailing. The perfect use of colour when needed & black-and-white for the rest. I just can’t find words to describe it!!!!!

Grey

Confused. What is right and what is wrong? What to do and what not? Good or bad? Taking my first few steps into the big, bad world. A world where if you don’t choose certain wrong paths you get kicked out of the race and if you do, you cheat yourself. What is right? A perfect balance between the two or should we always try our best to take the ‘correct’ path whatever may be the result? Its actually complicated. The pure ME getting entangled in a mesh of this dirty world & creating a grey self – a Manichean approach to this world is not the order of the day. Always want to be white but black keeps showing the easy paths & keeps giving mouth-watering offers. White stops it. a grey self results. But is grey good? I can only hope that its light grey!

Bhindeshi Tara

amar bhindeshi taara

eka raateri akashe

tumi bajale ektara

amar chilekothar pashe

thik shondhe namar mukhe

tomar naam dhore keu daake

mukh lukiye kar buke

tomar golpo bolo kake

amar raat jaga taara

tomar onno paray bari

amar bhoy pawa cehara

ami adote anari

amar akash dekha ghuri kichu mitthe bahaduri

amar chokh bedhe dao alo dao santo shitol pati

tumi mayer motoi bhalo ami eklati poth hati

amar bicchiri ek tara

tumi naona kotha kane

tomar kisher eto tara

rasta par hobe sabdhane

tomar gaye lagena dhulo amar dumutho chal chulo

rakho sorire haat jodi ar jol makho dui haate

plz ghum hoye jao chokhe amar mon kharaper raate

amar raat jaga tara

tomar akash choya bari

ami paina chhute tomay

amar ekla lage bhar...........

In absolute love with this song. Soothes me each and every time I listen to it. Awesome creation. A pensive mood makes the song even more beautiful.Enjoying it like never bofore!

Jaundice memories

“Tobo mukut porilo podotole hay eki dosha
Egg roll e aaj sudhui peyaj nai sosha”

Chandrabindoo guessed a little wrong. Egg roll e ajkal they don’t give any peyaj & stack it with sosha. Guess that’s coz of the high price of peyaj. I still remember buying onions at a ‘very high’ price of Rs10/kg when dad had jaundice. I was in class 1 or 2 then. In new ballygunge. I used to a lot of shopping in those days. Mom used to go to the bazaar coz baba was all ‘yellow’(nah not like Coldplay!) and in those few days we ate only rui mach coz she never dared to go beyond that fearing that she would get duped by the fishmongers! And we ate ladies-finger which were actually harder to bite than an actual lady’s finger! And lau at almost double the price! Ahh man. Nostalgia of dad’s jaundice. But it was really fun in those days! Those probably were the best days of my life!

Nesha

ek antaheen opekkha.hoyto tomar e jonyo.kintu tumi koi?tumi hole morichika.accho ki?na.hoyto ba achho.aar aami?aami khuje berai kumeru,sonali morubhumir majhhe.aar tumi morichika hoye amay hatchhani dao.e je ek odbhut neshay ami motto.bari boshe thakte parina aami.sei morubhumi,surjer sei tibro roshmi.jaliye puriye chharkhar kore dey.na amar sorir na.amar ontortake.tobu aami chhute berai.kintu keno?ei sei nesha.hotath ekta cactus.tatei helan diye suye pori.tao nei kono nirer sondhan.chhinnobhinno hoye jay bairer sorirtao.jirno,asohay,dishaheen-tobu keno chhute berai bolte paro tumi?e kemon nesha??????????????

In LOVE with

In love with :

Music (can anyone really live without it?)
Chelsea (true blue always!!)
Food (biriyani deserves special mention)
Aritra (needs no explanation)
Eclecia (new found love)
South Point (old love)
Denver (u fill up my senses!)
Dan Brown (breathtaking)
Aritra & Mayank (had to mention them together)
Nascent (freshers’ welcome)
Mathematics (still my favourite subject)
Her (yeah I do love her)
Floyd (feel closer to heaven)
Brazil (samba)
Jana gana mana
Guitar (my 1400 worth true tone)
Chatting (unnecessarily wasting my time away)
Chasbas (credits to Farmville)
Heritage (present love)
Butin & Tampu(these 2 are obvious)
Money (who doesn’t love u?)
Her again
Black t-shirts (do I have any of other colour?)
Movies (sorry cant single out one)
India
Rehman (genius)
Nettech (spend the best one month of life with them at SMIT)
Life (I just love the ups & downs of it although some of it is quite unpleasant)
Blue (my fav colour though I hav this tremendous affinity towards black)
Chetan Bhagat (love his style)
AXN The Amazing Race (coz dats what life is)
SMSing (best way to keep contact)
Tv (idiots do prefer idiot box)
Her again
Parents (don’t show, but I guess I do)
Career Launcher classes (my love for Maths & English)
Sine curve (this needs a huge explanation)
Sadness (coz that when u get to enjoy happier times)
My diary (holding some of my deepest ‘secrets’)
Blogging (sorry! I ignore it at times)
The Kite Runner(for u a thousand times over)
Kutkuting (orkut,facebook,twitter)
Her again
& finally
MYSELF