Wednesday, January 27, 2010

PJ Collection 3

1.Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
A: King George
He is on both sides of the coin

2.What is the color of frequency??

Purple

Unit of frequency - Hertz
You can write it as - 1/sec
i.e. par [per] second

In Hindi, second is also called as 'pal'
therefore: PARPAL

3.Ek Kana [one-eyed] Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??
Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai...

4.What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
- Pizza!

Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza

5.Why does not Santa wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright...

Because he has realised the fact that.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin hain..

6.Once in MIT, there was an Indian student.
He was very brilliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent.
He won every Quiz in the institute ....
Once he fell in love with a Phirangi girl...
He proposed to the girl, but she straight away rejected him ... calling him
Bloody Desi...
After this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz
and all.....
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.
.

because,

Jab Dil hi toot gaya....
to GK kya karenge ...

4 comments:

Sourav said...

hey prithviraj da...

these are actually very good jokes....definitely not PJs

Egulo ki tumi nijei baniyecho naki ??
Jodi nije baniye thako then I must say that u have a really great sense of humour.....

Will be waithing for your next lot of jokes....

---Sourav

Unknown said...

OSSUM!!!
Real fun,these 1z!!!

Prithvi said...

not all of them are original.inspired would b the best word!

Lucy Fur said...

lol...definitely thumbs up!:D