Wednesday, January 27, 2010

PJ Collection 3

1.Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
A: King George
He is on both sides of the coin

2.What is the color of frequency??

Purple

Unit of frequency - Hertz
You can write it as - 1/sec
i.e. par [per] second

In Hindi, second is also called as 'pal'
therefore: PARPAL

3.Ek Kana [one-eyed] Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??
Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai...

4.What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
- Pizza!

Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza

5.Why does not Santa wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright...

Because he has realised the fact that.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin hain..

6.Once in MIT, there was an Indian student.
He was very brilliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent.
He won every Quiz in the institute ....
Once he fell in love with a Phirangi girl...
He proposed to the girl, but she straight away rejected him ... calling him
Bloody Desi...
After this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz
and all.....
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because,

Jab Dil hi toot gaya....
to GK kya karenge ...

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Schindler's List






















An absolutely amazing movie! A movie that made me cry & then stand up & clap for it. A piece of marvel. This is art. A story that gives you goose bumps, a screenplay that leaves you speechless. Its brilliant. Its moving. It makes you cry. It has to be good! It is!!! Hitler may have done so many wrong things. But in a way its because of Hitler only that Schindler’s list was made by Spielberg. It’s a must watch for each and every one. Man what an effect would have been created had I seen it in the movie halls! The minute detailing. The perfect use of colour when needed & black-and-white for the rest. I just can’t find words to describe it!!!!!


Sunday, January 3, 2010

Grey

Confused. What is right and what is wrong? What to do and what not? Good or bad? Taking my first few steps into the big, bad world. A world where if you don’t choose certain wrong paths you get kicked out of the race and if you do, you cheat yourself. What is right? A perfect balance between the two or should we always try our best to take the ‘correct’ path whatever may be the result? Its actually complicated. The pure ME getting entangled in a mesh of this dirty world & creating a grey self – a Manichean approach to this world is not the order of the day. Always want to be white but black keeps showing the easy paths & keeps giving mouth-watering offers. White stops it. a grey self results. But is grey good? I can only hope that its light grey!