PJ Collection 2

1.A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window.A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground.
Why?
Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita

2.Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song'AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE'.Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????
COZ the song is HIT ......

3.Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
think
socho socho
the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!

4.How would u calculate volume of a person whos memory is lost????
Think.......
its 1/3(pi*r*r*h)
do u know why.............
b'coz he repeatively says,"mein CONE hun???".

4.Ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........
sweets ... nops
think
are yaar
Birla White Cement
"kyunki iske ander jaan hai......."

5.Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by
Chennai???
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Think......
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Bit more.......
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Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...