PJ Collection 1

How about some awesome PJs?

1.You are in a boat in the middle of a river. 
You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat.
How will you do it?

Solution 1
Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become 
LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.

Solution 2
You throw a cigarette up and catch it. 
Catches win Matches. 
Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

Solution 3
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...
TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee"
use the aag to lit the ciggy

2.Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
Ans: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank.

3.Who can make Ganesh turn into Anesh
Ans:Kailash Kher(coz he sang tere naam se G loon)