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Happy Birthday!

It is her birthday today! 25^th of Baisakh. A person whom I loved from the deepest core of my heart. And there is absolutely no doubt that she loved me the same way. There are very few people in this world whom I really fall in love with. She was one of them. We shared such moments of bliss together. Moments that made her smile, made me smile. Moments that made the world a happier place to live-for her, for me, for people all around us. Moments that made her forget probably what was some horrible past for her. Her smile, her anger, her tears, her activities- everything was so beautiful in its own way! We had a blast during her birthday last year. And she was looking absolutely stunning! Nobody could take their eyes off her. A certain tiara on her head made her more beautiful.

There were moments we spent together. Just the two of us. Moments of bliss. Her wide sweet smile, her energy, exuberance, her charm always left me floored. There never was a more beautiful person in this world. And probably there never will be one either! She liked to sit on my stomach & jump about on it. Pulling my hair with all her might was probably her favourite activity. And the tiger soft toy! She probably loved it more than anything in this world. Sadly even me!

But that’s it. She is no more. Any more reminiscence of her would make me cry now. Something I couldn’t do when she actually left me. I couldn’t cry. I don’t know why. But I just couldn’t. So huge was the shock. She is in her own la-la-land now far from me, from us & the erstwhile world she belonged to!

All I can say now is

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!”

(what would have been her second birthday)

 

 

PJ Collection 2

1.A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window.A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground.
Why?
Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita

2.Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song'AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE'.Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????
COZ the song is HIT ......

3.Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
think
socho socho
the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!

4.How would u calculate volume of a person whos memory is lost????
Think.......
its 1/3(pi*r*r*h)
do u know why.............
b'coz he repeatively says,"mein CONE hun???".

4.Ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........
sweets ... nops
think
are yaar
Birla White Cement
"kyunki iske ander jaan hai......."

5.Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by
Chennai???
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Think......
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Think..
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Bit more.......
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Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...

PJ Collection 1

How about some awesome PJs?

1.You are in a boat in the middle of a river. 
You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat.
How will you do it?

Solution 1
Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become 
LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.

Solution 2
You throw a cigarette up and catch it. 
Catches win Matches. 
Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

Solution 3
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...
TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee"
use the aag to lit the ciggy

2.Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
Ans: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank.

3.Who can make Ganesh turn into Anesh
Ans:Kailash Kher(coz he sang tere naam se G loon)

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