PJ Collection 2

1.A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window.A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground.
Why?
Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita

2.Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song'AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE'.Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????
COZ the song is HIT ......

3.Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
think
socho socho
the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!

4.How would u calculate volume of a person whos memory is lost????
Think.......
its 1/3(pi*r*r*h)
do u know why.............
b'coz he repeatively says,"mein CONE hun???".

4.Ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........
sweets ... nops
think
are yaar
Birla White Cement
"kyunki iske ander jaan hai......."

5.Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by
Chennai???
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Think......
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Think..
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Bit more.......
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Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...

PJ Collection 1

How about some awesome PJs?

1.You are in a boat in the middle of a river. 
You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat.
How will you do it?

Solution 1
Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become 
LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.

Solution 2
You throw a cigarette up and catch it. 
Catches win Matches. 
Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

Solution 3
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...
TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee"
use the aag to lit the ciggy

2.Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
Ans: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank.

3.Who can make Ganesh turn into Anesh
Ans:Kailash Kher(coz he sang tere naam se G loon)

Currently reading 'The Righteous Men' by Sam Bourne

ECLECIA 09

Its been million and millions of years since i last posted in here. My writing skills have deproved(sorry just cant remember the opposite of improve) remarkably over the last few months. Only because i am writing so little of late. well ECLECIA 09 the annual cultural festival of Heritage Institute of Technology got over on the 5th. was too busy with it for the last 2 months or so. missed so many classes that even I ended up on the EPA list(extremely poor attendance). ebar to ektu chap hobei. but what to do. suddenly fell in love with the college fest & literally worked my ass out for it. and it was a great success.had our curtain raiser ceremony at Mani Square Mall. Prithibi & Eshaan provided the perfect kick start to the fest on the second day. Rhythmscape feat. Amyt Dutta won the hearts of one & all. Probably the best performance of the fest. Breathe - the delicate sound of Floyd from UK enthralled us all. the intoxicating experience of Pink Floyd was too good to be ignored. Finally the was Toshi,Dj Harish with InDjnous tribe & Rapper Sid on the final day. Musically the worst day for me. but the day which say the maximum crowd. around 5000. & that left me all sad. the two days preceeding produced music of much higher quality that the final day. but alas! if only the college crowd understood a bit more music.......

DAKSHH calling

DAKSHH the annual techno-management fest of HERITAGE INSTITUE OF TECHNOLOGY is gonna start tomorrow.some awesome events are going to take place.most imp bein the robotics events.DAKSHH has a nice website at www.dakshh.org

BLACK

Ghajini the Aamir Khan starrer was supposed to release on the 25^th. So went to Navina to buy our tickets. Around 10 jon jabo. Me,Upamanyu,Aritra,PrithvirajM,Tanmoy,Saptarshi & aro koyekjon. I was in for a shock thn. All tickets had been blacked off & we were left at the mercy of the ‘blackers’. First-day-first-show. So many had already decided to go. There was no coming back. 40 bucks tickets being sold at 80 min. That too those front seats. Finally we got hold of a gunda-marka man. He told me that if we bought at least 8 we wl get them for 70. 

Tai cholbe,we decided. I shelled out 200 bucks & upamanyu 500. The gunda-marka man took us to Pilu fighting off all the other blackers. We reached Pilu who was quite an old man. Strangely looked quite bhodro sobbhyo. Got 10 tickets. 700 bucks. Front row. ‘W1’ to ‘W10’. Cant help. At least saved 100 bucks. Had to celebrate that only. At least we will be watching ‘Ghajini’ first-day-first-show with so many frnds. 70 bucks is ok. Only prblm was 1^st row. & we came home happy. But somebody somewhere is determined to foil all our attempts to watch it. Came home. Mundu called. Madras HC has given an order to stall the release of the movie on 25^th because of some production problems. & we r in a soup now. Probably we all wl go. Do some bowal. End up watching some crap movie 1^st row 70 bucks.OMG. Crappy luck. But 1 thing is for sure. Masti hochhe.

 

P.S. R konodin Navina theke black e ticket katbo na.tate movie dekha na hole na hobe. R pilu r theke to kinboi na.

Comeback

Well it seems that I do have a problem of expressing myself when I sit in front of the computer to write something. Whenever I sit with a pen & paper I don’t find much of a problem in expressing myself. But with MS Word I find it practically impossible.  How could Chetan Bhagat write three brilliant books in front of a computer???? As such I can write only when my emotions are running high. & I’m more adept in those emotional sentu-marka lekhalekhis. But those become pretty boring at times. So I have decided to write more interesting stuff & try to be a bit more funny. Watched ‘Rab ne bana di jodi’ 2day. Ystrday watched ‘Dostana’. Both sort of mediocre movies. Dostana is fun while Rab ne… is those sen2 marka,hero heroine er prem-both having those ‘Yashraj’ characteristics in them. Mimi,Momo & Butin coming tomorrow. So kinda excited also today. And I’ve just finished reading those amazing testimonials, which Satadru wrote to Manisha. I can’t help laughing. No insult intended to anyone in particular. Still circumstances are such that I can’t help laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. btw this is my comeback blog aftr many many months.so cudn thnk of any other title..